korra:

The NYT article on Tumblr’s reaction to the Yahoo bid is fucking hilarious

(via itsvondell)

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

(via kayleemb)

epic-lee:

THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

(Source: cheia, via blunderwomann)

My Dad is watching NZ X-factor in the next room and his tv is really loud. This is actually really painful, I legitimately hate reality tv especially singing shows. I do not want to hear this shit.

My cat was trying to jump from my amp onto my window but the curtains kept getting in the way. Then I looked at him he gave me the most pathetic mewl I have ever heard and I pulled the curtains aside so he could get up.

The son of a bitch makes it up onto the window sill but the force of his jump knocked my guitar, amp and all the shit I keep on it to the fucking floor.

jpkitty:

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.

(via kayleemb)

tastefullyoffensive:

Namaste down here, bro.

[jimbenton]

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

(via sollama)

bonehatter:

This is the sassiest fucking dashboard set up I’ve seen in my entire life.

(via rollinwithmyholmies)

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